Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Another sect of Pieism found!

I didn't believe it either. But there I saw on wikipedia (you know, that very reliable source of information) that someone had edited a pieism article and added a link to a blog all about it.
Here it is.

So I e-mailed the guy and he said he came up with "The Book of Pie" while sitting in class one day. Now what's strange is that this mysterious guy practices a sect that doesn't actually EAT pie.
That's right...pie is so holy to them, they refuse to eat it. Talk about extreme! I just saw The DaVinci Code with all that Opeis Dai this sect would be like the Pieism Opeis Dai. I'm pretty sure the followers put themselves into ovens and cook their bodies and hit themselves with whips that have pie servers attached to the ends. Stuff like that. I mean to love something so much but not have it? That's like marrying a hot woman and not having sex with it...-I mean her.

Of course what's even stranger is that there are now four seperate sects of Pieism. And all of them were created thinking that they were original over the past few years. It's kind of creepy if not inspiring, yes? Now really is the time for Pieism to rise up as the one true religion...with robots and ninjas and robot ninjas and even pirates. No robot pirates...'cause there's enough of them at Disneyland.

Want to do your own research on this?
Well, here's all the websites I know devoted to Pieism. There is more Pieism on the net...but those are usually on message boards. Type Pieism into GOOGLE and you'll see a lot of them.

This one.
The Holy Church of Pie.
The Pieism Group at MSN Groups.
and of course...
This new one.

All of these are individual sites. They're not connected. Each group "started" the religion. Undeniable proof at least that pie is good. We all believe in the greatness of pie. Soon this will have to be fact and not opinion...just like the sky is blue and the ocean is wet.

With all these different sects talking about Toilet Gods, Llamas, Hippos, Pies of do you know which one is right to follow? Whose beliefs are true? Well, I'm not here to discriminate against my fellow Pieists. You should believe what you want to believe.
But all those stupid jerks are wrong. I'm right.

Come on...Llamas?! What the fuck?